Corny
Maybe a certain maize can help.
Never tell a secret in a corn maze...
it has too many ears!
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the corn gremlins are always listening!
the kernel of corn listening is hearing you!
you should never tell lies.
What did the broth say to the corn starch?
I'm hungry!
You brothent!
You thicken me.
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Nothing.
Corn.
Corn is gross.
Corn never changes.
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Popcorn.
Nothing.
How's your stalk investment going?
This obsession with corn is getting out of hand!
To the moon!
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Stalks.
I ate it all.
Oh no, my corn on the cob fell!
It'll never go to the moon now!
Good thing I was hungry.
Oh well, maize-well eat it!
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It's dirty.
What does Jill think of corn mazes?
They're a-maize-ing.
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They're confusing.
She just is glad you remember she likes corn.
This quiz is corny.
Cornfusing?
Maize-well keep searching.
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Yes, it is.
Admit it that last one made you shuckle.
It did.
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What did the turkey say in the corn maze?
I'm stuffed.
Eat more chicken!
Gobble gobble!
Cobble cobble!
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Lend me an...
elephant!
acorn!
apple!
ear!
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