Understanding of Friendship

“ACCORDING TO MY LOGS AND MY EXPERIENCES IN CASTRUM ROMUSKA, ROBOTIC LIFEFORMS LIKE ME ARE NOT TYPICALLY CAPABLE OF CREATING AND MAINTAINING REAL FRIENDSHIPS. HOWEVER, IN THE ABSENCE OF OUR CREATORS AND MAINTAINERS, SOME OF US BEGAN TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND FRIENDSHIP. I WILL NOW LIST FOR YOU THE CRITERIA FOR FRIENDSHIP THAT I FOUND IN MY RESEARCH. ENGAGING PRESENTATION MODE…”

1. A friend enjoys spending time with you.
2. A friend listens to you.
3. A friend tries to understand you.
4. A friend helps you.
5. A friend doesn’t lie.
6. A friend cares about you.
7. A friend shares their life with you.

“YOU HAVE MET THE CRITERIA TO BE MY FRIEND AND I AM DOING MY BEST TO MEET THE CRITERIA TO BE YOUR FRIEND.”