Super Fun Fart Goo Substance II

"Oh {player}, I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl! Your little gloorp thing was just what I needed. Why are those so fun? They're so silly, but everybody loves a good gloorp noise! Here you go, I couldn't possibly keep this and still get anything done. Do you have anything to give me an energy boost and me get through the rest of this month?"