Buddy's Christmas Adventure V

In the morning, the store opens and Buddy is very excited to see Santa! In moments, the store is full of excited parents and children when who should arrive but someone that looks suspiciously not like Santa.

Buddy jumps in front of the line and contronts Santa-Lorn, “Who the heck are you?”
Santa-Lorn gives Buddy an odd look, “What are you talkin’ about? I’m Santa Claus!”
“No, you’re not.”

“Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.”
“Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? “
“Um, Happy Birthday of course.”
Buddy gives a momentary look of frustration.
“You sit on a throne of lies! You’re a fake!”
Santa-Lorn gives Buddy a look of confusion and scorn. “I’m a fake?”
“Yes! You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa!”
As the commotion grows louder, some of the store security drag Buddy away, and put him in the town jail.