Air of Celebration I

“Are you ready for the annual Founding Jubilee and the Red Diamond Run? This month is so busy with celebrations and fun things to do. You have to prepare yourself!”

“I’d like to get one of those little party horns to take to all the events. You know the ones that make a sort of honk and buzzing noise? They also have a coil of paper that unrolls and pops out when you blow the horn. Do you have one, and could I try it before I fully commit to being the old man blowing a horn at parties? As ever, I truly appreciate your assistance.”